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    25 Crimes That Have Been Committed Against Indian Food

    This post will make all Indians cringe.

    1. This best of both worlds that nobody asked for.

    Malayalis of the world, rise in rage!

    Twitter: @Roshanjnu

    2. These "fries" that we'd rather stay far away from.

    Corona Fries in India from funny

    3. This inventiveness that was just not necessary.

    I have always enjoyed a simple meal of daal, chawal. And with some tomato cucumber salad. In a plate.

    Twitter: @SanobarFatma

    4. This abomination in the name of butter chicken.

    Butter Chicken Nacho curry. With Salsa on the side. from shittyfoodporn

    5. These "pure" vegetarian dishes.

    An example of how Incredible India really is. For millennia we have known how to harness the power of mind over matter. Veg, Non-Veg, what’s the difference? It’s all in the mind...😄

    Twitter: @anandmahindra

    6. Whatever is happening on this plate.

    My Roommates Dinner | Indian Curry, Rice, Egg, Clementine wedges, Apple Sauce & Sriracha from shittyfoodporn

    7. This "bhaji wrap".

    I first saw this @marksandspencer and then yesterday @asda. Onion Bhaji wrapped in a Tortilla with all those other ingredients is wrong and an abomination to #Indian food. The cost of it is sinful. #culturalappropriation @saveindiaclub

    Twitter: @PKSoans

    8. And this disservice done to both Indian food and mac and cheese.

    Three day old Indian food leftovers mixed in with frozen Mac and Cheese from shittyfoodporn

    9. Dosa with pesto — a match made in hell.

    Friend sent me this. WHY DO YOU DO THIS, PEOPLE?

    Twitter: @madmanweb

    10. These hot pockets that look like they are anything but hot.

    Hot Pockets (Indian Edition) from shittyfoodporn

    11. These accompaniments to tandoori chicken.

    Tandoori chicken with spinach and pomegranate-feta-couscous salad!

    12. This "Indian pappad" that we're collectively feeling sorry for.

    I mixed all of my left over Chinese food with all my homemade Mexican food. Im going to eat it with Indian pappad. from shittyfoodporn

    13. These "healthy" biryanis that'll make us say, "No, thank you!".

    We have arrived at peak South Delhi hipster. Kathal and quinoa biryani...

    Twitter: @KabirTaneja

    14. This sacrilege in the name of upma.

    This is an Indian dish called uppama with scrambled eggs and ketchup from shittyfoodporn

    15. This "kalakand" that we would have gladly done without.

    What’s next? Quinoa chakli, almond milk radbi? Hipster Indian food has arrived

    Twitter: @adithyasb

    16. This "snack" that will make you say, "But why?".

    1 AM snack: leftover butter chicken from the Indian place around the corner, cold white rice, and an undercooked whole egg finished with a dash of salt from shittyfoodporn

    17. And this fusion food that sounds far from appetising.

    Twitter: @DavidJEWood

    18. This bowl of gulab jamun with Nutella, also known as diabetes.

    19. This perfect example of how to successfully ruin two dishes at once.

    Not really. Birizza exists. It’s a cross between a pizza and a biryani. Ok bye.

    Twitter: @SanobarFatma

    Why Pizza Hut? Why?

    20. These "jalebis" that look like they had a little accident.

    Jalebi, an indian dessert that is supposed to look like the one on the left. But the disaster I created is on the right. from shittyfoodporn

    21. These crimes against food.

    British people ruining Indian food since 1947

    Twitter: @phoebewbridg

    22. And this other crime.

    Chicken tikka masala ramen from shittyfoodporn

    23. These "healthy" pakoras.

    Twitter: @agarwal

    24. This other abomination in the name of butter chicken.

    This butter chicken from the Tasty Truck at work. Was not Tasty from shittyfoodporn

    25. And finally, this injustice that is being done to biryani.

    Best way to eat biriyani is with ketchup and mayo 😍😍😍

    Twitter: @TheSanPlanet