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Admit it. Every time you have to hit "Accept Cookies" in a website, a tiny part of you gets sadder because you accepted but no one gave you cookies
2.
Why is it that seeing a hot person immediately makes you correct your posture
3.
yeah sex and all is cool but have you ever arranged your 10th, 12th, undergrad, post-grad marksheets, passing certificates and transcripts in order inside a file?
4.
Indians don't say pugs. They say Hutch wala kutta
5.
Any movie that has a party scene is now a period piece
6.
I am proud to have featured yet again in the 30 under 30 list of unmarried people in my family circle
7.
Hand Gulzar Sanitizer 🤝 Making me aware of my wounds I didn’t know existed
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“are u a boy or a girl” im literally just a hater
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Sarcasm is like electricity in India, half of the people don't get it.
10.
Okay, Dora the Explorer.
11.
Badminton is such a nice sport. You're either good at it ya hawa bohot chal rahi hoti hai
12.
“Looking for something casual” Bhai Pajame khareed le
13.
guys I'm not even kidding EVERYTIME I have dated/ hooked up w someone, they have found the love of their life RIGHT AFTER ME
14.
Nita : suno Akash se baat karo. Hamain pota / poti ka munh kab dikhayega Mukesh: Aise directly kaise bol dun Nita : Indirectly bol do Mukesh :
16.
Wow Bombay ppl can't say they are feeling cold without north Indians acting like it's a personal insult to them and their ancestors
17.
Anushka Sharma at 32 after delivering a baby v/s me at 21 after having my 7th meal
18.
I was a CEO at the age of 15 years when my teacher asked YASHVI AND COMPANY to move out of the class 🙃
19.
Do you think Poha could be an aphrodisiac if we called it "spanked rice"?
20.
my mom doesn’t wish me good morning, she says uth gayi heroine and i think that’s beautiful
21.
What people what I get are getting
22.
Adults who drink bournvita should be protected at all costs.
23.
guys it happened. my dupatta got stuck in someone’s watch. A 65 YEAR OLD AUNTY WHO USED A SCISSOR TO CUT IT
24.
Jine mera dil luteya OHOOOOOO
25.
Teachers really had a problem with me taking baby lips to school, like relax I'm just tryna moisturize my lips not kiss your husband
26.
Introverts 10 mins into a party
27.
I'm not useless. I book rides for my family members on Ola and Uber.
28.
*When you sleep at 4am and wake up at 6am*
29.
How come girls part their hair in the middle and look chic and like they're ready to get on a runway but when I do it I look like radhe bhaiya
30.
dj wale babu meri overthinking rukwado
31.
My father clicked my pictures while I was licking Maggi from the plate and sent it to his friends and family group with the caption- DESH KA YUVA HUA BOOKHA AUR GAREEB Wtf😤😤😤
32.
Friend quit smoking, drinking and non veg food. He now sticks to only judging people.
33.
😂😂😂 snatched by others. Yeh Noida mei yeh sab hota hai?
34.
desi culture is switching off the ac after 15 minutes because room thanda ho gaya
35.
why brown parents gotta call relationships "affairs" 😡 sounds so scandalous
36.
BRB dying.
37.
The real G-Spot
38.
Indravadhan whenever Roshesh is in trouble
