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    38 Tweets That Prove That Indian Women Are The Funniest

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    1.

    Admit it. Every time you have to hit "Accept Cookies" in a website, a tiny part of you gets sadder because you accepted but no one gave you cookies

    Twitter: @vaniIlaessence

    2.

    Why is it that seeing a hot person immediately makes you correct your posture

    Twitter: @irationalised

    3.

    yeah sex and all is cool but have you ever arranged your 10th, 12th, undergrad, post-grad marksheets, passing certificates and transcripts in order inside a file?

    Twitter: @shrutithenaik

    4.

    Indians don't say pugs. They say Hutch wala kutta

    Twitter: @Priyamsahaha

    5.

    Any movie that has a party scene is now a period piece

    Twitter: @nikitadumptruck

    6.

    I am proud to have featured yet again in the 30 under 30 list of unmarried people in my family circle

    Twitter: @GurpriyaSidhu

    7.

    Hand Gulzar Sanitizer 🤝 Making me aware of my wounds I didn’t know existed

    Twitter: @maiQHuun

    8.

    “are u a boy or a girl” im literally just a hater

    Twitter: @smplcnt

    9.

    Sarcasm is like electricity in India, half of the people don't get it.

    Twitter: @thevellikudi

    10.

    Twitter: @Vxnshika26

    11.

    Badminton is such a nice sport. You're either good at it ya hawa bohot chal rahi hoti hai

    Twitter: @itnamatsharma

    12.

    “Looking for something casual” Bhai Pajame khareed le

    Twitter: @sadhvinarula

    13.

    guys I'm not even kidding EVERYTIME I have dated/ hooked up w someone, they have found the love of their life RIGHT AFTER ME

    Twitter: @ElvisStressley_

    14.

    Nita : suno Akash se baat karo. Hamain pota / poti ka munh kab dikhayega Mukesh: Aise directly kaise bol dun Nita : Indirectly bol do Mukesh :

    Twitter: @swatic12

    15.

    Twitter: @scopeheenahihai

    16.

    Wow Bombay ppl can't say they are feeling cold without north Indians acting like it's a personal insult to them and their ancestors

    Twitter: @aluminiummaiden

    17.

    Anushka Sharma at 32 after delivering a baby v/s me at 21 after having my 7th meal

    Twitter: @TheseHairFlips

    18.

    I was a CEO at the age of 15 years when my teacher asked YASHVI AND COMPANY to move out of the class 🙃

    Twitter: @bagga_yashvi

    19.

    Do you think Poha could be an aphrodisiac if we called it "spanked rice"?

    Twitter: @LOLrakshak

    20.

    my mom doesn’t wish me good morning, she says uth gayi heroine and i think that’s beautiful

    Twitter: @idlistan

    21.

    Twitter: @pragatisinngh

    22.

    Adults who drink bournvita should be protected at all costs.

    Twitter: @doesntmehtayaar

    23.

    guys it happened. my dupatta got stuck in someone’s watch. A 65 YEAR OLD AUNTY WHO USED A SCISSOR TO CUT IT

    Twitter: @aaylikeyou

    24.

    Jine mera dil luteya OHOOOOOO

    Twitter: @priyal

    25.

    Teachers really had a problem with me taking baby lips to school, like relax I'm just tryna moisturize my lips not kiss your husband

    Twitter: @prakrititty

    26.

    Twitter: @socialsiyappaa

    27.

    I'm not useless. I book rides for my family members on Ola and Uber.

    Twitter: @NautankiNinja

    28.

    *When you sleep at 4am and wake up at 6am*

    Twitter: @Salehasiddique3

    29.

    How come girls part their hair in the middle and look chic and like they're ready to get on a runway but when I do it I look like radhe bhaiya

    Twitter: @anervoussystem

    30.

    dj wale babu meri overthinking rukwado

    Twitter: @aanshipika

    31.

    My father clicked my pictures while I was licking Maggi from the plate and sent it to his friends and family group with the caption- DESH KA YUVA HUA BOOKHA AUR GAREEB Wtf😤😤😤

    Twitter: @bbgathome

    32.

    Friend quit smoking, drinking and non veg food. He now sticks to only judging people.

    Twitter: @tweetria

    33.

    😂😂😂 snatched by others. Yeh Noida mei yeh sab hota hai?

    Twitter: @daschayanikaa

    34.

    desi culture is switching off the ac after 15 minutes because room thanda ho gaya

    Twitter: @idlistan

    35.

    why brown parents gotta call relationships "affairs" 😡 sounds so scandalous

    Twitter: @sahejjm

    36.

    Twitter: @hackiechan

    37.

    Twitter: @areyoushe02

    38.

    Indravadhan whenever Roshesh is in trouble

    Twitter: @SuchAMisfit

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