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    Just 39 Hilarious Tweets About Everything Turning Out To Be Cake

    "What if this whole year is really a cake?"

    In case you're in need of a laugh or some distraction, Twitter has started to realise that everything is actually cake.

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    gender reveal where you cut into a baby and reveal that it’s a cake

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    the french beheading marie antoinette was their way of finding out if she was made of cake or not

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    Marie Antoinette has finally been uncancelled after everything actually turned out to be cake

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    The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

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    he was trying to find out of she was made of cake

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    The conspirators attempt to stab Julius Caesar only to discover that he too is made of cake

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    Laughing with my friends after testing to see it they’re actually a cake

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    just found out my dad is cake. fuck this

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    What if this whole year is really a cake

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    For 5 dollars I will come st*b your boyfriend to make sure he’s not a cake

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    guys i’m genuinely distressed i can’t take this shit anymore

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    which of these bitches is cake im finna find out

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    I’m so glad my crippling depression just turned out to be cake.

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    they put u to sleep during surgery bc the government doesn’t want u to know that ur actually a cake

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    We’re actually living in a world where the person sitting beside you could be a cake https://t.co/ZlR1K8yVts

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    Love isn't real, once you cut it open it's actually cake.

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    Earth is actually a cake but they just haven’t made a big enough knife to prove it

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    2007: The cake is a lie 2020: Cake is the only truth. Everything is cake. I am cake. https://t.co/Ow7idykAUh

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    hannibal isnt actually a cannibal it was all just hyper realistic fondant cake body parts

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    the government deleted this from history books but the romans actually stabbed julius caesar 23 times to check if he was a cake only to find out he was a salad

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    Christine pulls off the Phantom of the Opera’s mask and reveals he is actually an elaborate cake

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    sharks do not actually like the taste of human flesh, they are just trying to find out if you are a cake

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    tears roll down katappa’s face as he drives the sword into bahubali but he’s also cake

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    what if we finally guillotine the rich and it turns out they're actually cake 😓

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    can you believe this is actually a cake

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    i have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast forgive me but were they were they actually cakes what the but why would why would you do that why would you do that

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    i’m not like other girls i’m actually cake

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    guys, everytime a friend (who was actually cake) left me, was i...desserted?

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    got a paper cut and found out that im actually just a cake

    35.

    *cuts into our democracy, it's actually cake*

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    hoping my anxiety disorder turns out to actually just be a cake

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    I thought the pandemic would be my biggest worry but actually I stay awake at night wondering whether I am, in fact, cake

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    I know we married for 7 months but Twitter is forcing me to make sure this one isn't actually a cake.

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