21 Crimes That Have Been Committed Against Indian Food

    Lord save me from the hell that is "Dairy Milk Omelette".

    1. This "sandwich" that seems to have all the butter, cheese, AND chocolate chips in the world.

    2. This "omelette" that is made with Fanta, of all things!

    3. Oh and in case you weren't already having bouts of nausea, here's "Fanta Maggi".

    4. And an omelette that has generous amounts of...chocolate.

    5. TIL that "ice cream golgappe" is a thing.

    Twitter: @ragiing_bull

    6. And my sympathies are with this person who had "matar chicken" for lunch.

    in today’s news, my mom asked our cook to make butter chicken for lunch and what she heard was “matar chicken” so this is what we’re having today😭😂

    Twitter: @zarishghazal

    7. Why settle for simple fondue when you could have "dabeli fondue"?

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    Twitter: @smugdekar

    8. And why have Maggi when you could have "Maggi milk shake"?

    Before Instagram: Maggie After Instagram: Maggie milk shake

    Twitter: @Cute_Ladka21

    9. Ahh, yes! Let's turn everything under the sun into a waffle.

    Twitter: @priyal

    10. So, would you eat "rice cream" for lunch or for dessert?

    Rice + Vanilla Ice cream = Rice cream.

    Twitter: @Vaishnavioffl

    11. We didn't protest when they brought out chai tea latte, so this was bound to happen.

    Twitter: @priyal

    12. This person, who has been eating chicken dippers and tikka masala gravy over a bed of fusilli pasta, needs to be arrested.

    13. And the person who decided to eat white pudding with hot sauce over a naan, also needs to be behind bars.

    14. Here's someone eating our sabzis with RAMEN!

    15. And this person has been dipping their grilled cheese in leftover Indian food.

    16. This is supposed to be an Indian quesadilla...

    17. And I don't even want to know what's going on on this plate.

    18. "String cheese lababdar".

    19. This monstrosity is supposed to be "lamb curry mixed with sweet mesquite salmon".

    20. What is this? And why would you put oranges in this?

    21. Oh and here's some butter chicken nuggets with rice. YUM!