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12 Emotions You Feel On Your First Fancy Juice Cleanse

Let’s be optimistic with a healthy dose of realistic… #itsthejuice.

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1. Excitement, because you can't wait to tell everyone what you're doing.

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This is going to be the best thing ever.

2. Happiness, because you are in a relationship with juice now.

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It's just you and juice from here on in.

3. Annoyance, when someone starts quoting a study that suggests juice cleanses are useless.

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You're not doing it to lose 20 pounds — you're doing it because you want to put delicious juice in your body. OK? Ugh.

4. Obsession, because you are feeling so healthy.

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Like, your insides must be positively gleaming right now. Also you are starving.

5. Exasperation, when people ask you what you have planned for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Juice, pretty much. But you are so committed to this.

6. Nostalgia, when you remember your old friend coffee, and all the good times you had together. / Via

You know you'll see each other again soon, but wow, this is tough.

7. Deep regret, when your friends are going out to a nice restaurant and you can't join them.

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What have you signed up for?

8. Panic, when you think about all the things you could be putting in your mouth right now.

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You know it'd make you feel sick, but you want all of the cookies.

9. Self-pity, because you don't know if you can do this anymore.


"It's not you, juice, it's me. I don't know if I'm ready to commit right now."

10. Pride, when you realize that YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT THIS. / Via

You're not going to touch the cupcakes! You are strong! You are invincible!

11. You feel defeated and overwhelmed by the end of it, because wow, that was hard.

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You didn't know it would be this hard. You never want to look at a juice again. For like a week.

12. But then you feel pure happiness, because you actually finished something (did you?) and now you get to eat food again! / Via

You can eat all the food and drink all the juice, because you are the king or queen of the world!

Suja believes that healthiness is the root of all happiness. And when life takes you off track, #itsthejuice that’ll bring you back.

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