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Hang in there. We've all faced that one level or boss that seems impossible. It's a gaming rite of passage. In the meantime, at least you've got a delicious snack with Sugar Crisp.
*ponders mortality while reaching into cereal box*
Better go grab more snacks. We could be here awhile.
"I'm fully powered up, I'm executing my sweetest combo moves, and I'm barely making a dent!"
Personally, we always think better while snacking.
"Where do I even hit this thing? It's gotta be that glowing spot on its forehead."
OK, now we're...confused.
It takes a lot for a gamer to ask another gamer this, but...pls halp!
Now we're just eating our feelings. Mmm. Our feelings are pretty tasty.
We can't with this right now. We just can't.
Please let this be it. Please let this nightmare end.
We can't even snack. WE'RE TOO UPSET TO EVEN SNACK!!!
*takes deep breath and hits "Try Again" for the 3,434,232,432nd time*
"I am a golden, sugar-coated god!"