Let your eyes droop halfway shut to show people that you’re *really* under the weather.Steadfastly refuse to believe you have a cold because you have "a good immune system".Make the weird groaning noise of "uurrrrrgh" when you’re at the office.Make the weird groaning noise of "uurrrrrgh" when your partner/friend is in earshot.Make the weird groaning noise of "uurrrrrgh" when you’re completely alone, because it’s the only way to truly vocalise how you feel.Marvel at how brave you are for soldiering on in the face of adversity.Feel guilty for taking a day off.Feel guilty for *not* taking the day off.Taking the day off and then spending most of it working from home anyway.Blame the air conditioning.Blame public transport.Blame the British weather (it’s not the weather!).Blame your family.Blame yourself?Start substituting major food groups for soup.Wildly overestimate the amount of soup you need.Go to the gym. (Why?!)Have an increased affinity for socks.Lose all tolerance for clothes that aren’t pyjamas.Secretly enjoy the sneezing part.Secretly enjoy the lozenges too.Check the tissue after you’ve blown your nose - just to see what colour it is.Take your own temperature.Assume the temperature is lying because you definitely *feel* hotter than it says.Bathe less, despite feeling more gross than usual.Wonder why it isn’t acceptable to use handkerchiefs anymore.Get food delivered in because cooking is just too much to bear.Wonder why this always happens to you.Regret taking your nostrils for granted.
SUDAFED® helps stop the cold drama!
SUDAFED® Blocked Nose Spray, for three-way rapid relief. It helps unblock your nose, reduce the build-up of mucus, and ease breathing through your nose.
Sudafed Blocked Nose Spray. Always read the label. Contains Xylometazoline.