1. When the printer stops working...
2. ...or when something DOES work, it works TOO well.
3. When this is the only help IT will give you:
4. When the lunch you brought looks like something out of Alien.
5. When your co-workers start goofing around with you.
6. When more work just won't stop pouring in.
7. When it's your co-worker's birthday, and they run out of cake before it's your turn.
8. When you have a few questions for the intern about where he learned to brew coffee...
9. ...and find team-bonding activities equally questionable.
10. When it's payday.
11. And especially when it's bring-your-pet-to-work day.
