1. Attraction and Magnetism
When you have some polarity, imaginary guys can sense that. Magnets are a huge part of finding a relationship, so stock up on magnets you can probably find some on your local fridge. And having a fridge means that you're probably really good at eating pizza!
Imaginary Men LOVE women who are sweet. Seriously. When he's licking your cheek, as one does during sheet monster time, you should make sure that you taste as good as sugar. A great way to do this is by changing your chemical composition to C6H12O6.
3. Being Able to Let Your Hair Down
Imaginary men love it when women let their hair down. Just remember Rapunzel, who let her hair down for Prince Charmin. Prince Charmin ended up being an awesome prince who loves to wipe his own butt (unlike other princes), and Rapunzel got the guy in the end!
4. Huge Boob Tubes
Having a giant TV is so key when you're trying your hardest to Netflix and Chill. And calling it a boob tube indicates that you're kinda vintage, which means that you're into good wines.
Imaginary men love it when women are supportive, which is why most men have girlfriends that are also simultaneously load bearing beams in their houses. Another thing that provides great support: bras! So if you can be a bra, that's another step to being the most supportive you can be.