1. Being so excited for the road trip that you barely sleep the night before.

2. Gas station bathrooms: no matter what city, always disgusting.
3. Getting a sweet half-body sunburn because you fell asleep pressed against the window.

Ah, the smell of the open road...and your best friend's feet.
"Maybe I can just hold it for a week."
Can't wait for this to turn into a tan.
Potato chips are vegetables, right?
And then there's that one guy who always wants to listen to a podcast.
Especially when someone in the car doesn't stop singing.
There are only so many things you can spy with your little eye.
"I WANT TO MOVE EVERYWHERE."
"How many taxidermy museums can one place have?"
Those last few miles are somehow cathartic and depressing.
And immediately forgetting all of your struggles.