1.
You don't like people getting in your personal space.
2.
Finding crumbs anywhere outside the kitchen spins makes you fly into a rage.
3.
You don't like loud music.
4.
You don't like birds... or people... or laughter.
5.
You'd pretty much always rather be sleeping.
6.
You dress for comfort only.
7.
You have zero patience with people.
8.
Your reaction to teenagers:
Your reaction to everyone else:
9.
You hate getting invited to large social gatherings.
10.
Your idea of a good night is ordering takeout for one and shutting off your phone.
11.
You'll take Sinatra over Drake any day of the week.
12.
Technology confounds you.
Let your grumpy flag fly!
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