I have a wife. I won’t be watching this movie…

I have a wife. I won’t be watching this movie with her because I appreciate her enough to know that she’d hate it. I also know that she’d resent a ploy as juvenile as trying to get her to “appreciate” our relationship by subjecting her to a film that tries to teach that lesson. Neither of us needs to be preached to by someone we don’t know. Nobody does. I don’t want to form an opinion about this movie firsthand. I’m familiar enough with my tastes to know that even if I saw it for free it’d be a waste, and if I paid for it my money would be going toward a man whose art I think is lowbrow and whose moral messages I do not agree. Now, maybe you think I’m being condescending to you. I hope you do, because I certainly think your response was condescending to me.

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