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Widely considered to be the greatest actress in the world, Meryl Streep has created many iconic roles. Which one are you?

Which Meryl Streep Character Are You?

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You like protein shakes laced with vodka. You solve problems psychochemically. You fall for the wrong guys and seem to have a permanently broken heart. But don’t worry, you’re rich. Your Mom is famous and so are you. And you have the potential to use that platform to take your broken heart and turn it into art.

Suzanne Vale #Streepshow #TeamSuzanne

Congratulations. You’re the most fashionable and articulate person in your circle (though you don’t have many friends). You are looked up to, feared, and always have something better to do. You often cannot relate to others, because everyone you deal with is inferior in taste, intellect, and maturity. You are everything that is right (and wrong) with the world.

Miranda Priestly #Streepshow #TeamMiranda

Well... you’ve seen a lot of what the world can do. But you are cultured, sensitive and loyal. You speak 12 languages. You’d never stab a friend in the back and you think carefully before making the hard decisions in life. You’re happy to not be the center of attention, but people are drawn to your earnestness and appreciation of beauty.

Sophie Zawistowski #Streepshow #TeamSophie

You’re an artist. You like men. And the tabloids. And press. You have a poolboy and a little dog upon whom you dote. People should be warned before diving into you: you’re kiddie-pool shallow. But you will f\*cking win! And if pink, insipid girlishness doesn’t get you anywhere under the male gaze, well. There’s always feminism.

Mary Fisher #Streepshow #TeamMary

Look, you you got your MRS degree and it sucked. You play by the rules until the rules drive you to the brink of suicide and then you take a sabbatical. You’re wracked by guilt almost always but you’re also doing the right thing. Aren’t you? Are you?

Joanna Kramer #Streepshow #TeamJoanna

You said you’d buy the flowers yourself so you f\*cking will. You’re a great hostess. The great love of your life is your best (Platonic) friend. You’re a New Yorker through and through, which means nothing much fazes you (except for old lofts in the Meatpacking district with negligently unlocked windows).

Clarissa Vaughn #Streepshow #TeamClarissa

You have a mirth for life and a hedonistic streak. You love well-endowed, short men (although nearly every man is shorter than you are). You wished so long for a family, but make the most exquisite lemonade out of the lemons life gives you. A little sugar, a little basil, a touch of tears and voila!

Julia Child #Streepshow #TeamJulia

Oooo gina you are VAIN. Come on, girl, don’t take that drink. You look good but honestly let’s live in the moment, mkay? Enjoy it while it lasts. No? Okay. So you’re a f\*cked up, modern-day Ponce De Leon. Terrifying mise-en-scene doesn’t frighten you. You’ll do anything to keep up appearances. The spirit is way too willing and the flesh. Well. The flesh will just rot off you. You give classical meaning to the word “shade.”

Madeline Ashton #Streepshow #TeamMadeline

You live in the exurbs. You make pragmatic choices in your life. Security, stability, and routine might not be what you wished for as a girl but they are what you choose as an adult. Still, there is a fire that rages within. One day (if you haven’t already) you will be given cause to have it come pouring out of you. For a weekend. A hot, summer weekend.

Which Meryl Streep Character Are You?

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