1. The Socratic Method 1/2 oz poison hemlock1/2 oz Greek wine1/2 oz club sodaWalk around the room and engage in philosophical dialogue with your peers. Drink slowly and do not be hasty, as this drink has a belated kick. You may feel a numbing sensation throughout your limbs -- it is advised to lay down and prepare yourself for a very long nap. 2. Paradise Lost 3 oz ginPomegranate juice (apple juice may be used if pomegranate is unavailable)Garnish with sliced figsPersuade your friends to join you in tasting this forbidden fruity drink. Warning: may awaken with regrets and shame over the sins of the night before. 3. Lady Macbeth 3 oz Scotch whisky (must be Scotch)Muddled eye of newt and toe of frog1 1/2 oz club sodaWash hands well after mixing. Serve to cherished guests. 4. The Shylock 1 lb of flesh, finely grated1 bottle Kosher white wine16 oz sparkling water (preferably sourced from the Venetian canals)Aperol to tasteCombine in pitcher -- serves 4. Perfect to share with colleagues after a long, hard day of making financial deals. 5. Dante's Fire & Ice 3 oz vodka 3 shakes tabascoIceShake in a circular motion, about 9 times. This drink has kick enough to fortify a hopeless soul! 6. The Count of Monte Cristal CristalFresh blood orange juiceSip while plotting revenge against all those who have wronged you. 7. The Percy Bysshe Shelley 3 oz sea water1 1/2 oz vodkaAdd ice and shake violently. Consuming too much of this drink may result in a sinking feeling. 8. Jekyll and Highball 3 oz whiskySqueeze tart lemonMuddled lemon rind and saltDash bittersCombine in a highball glass and stir. Tartness may cause violent reaction upon first sip. 9. Pitcher of Dorian Grey 1 bottle Grey Goose vodka16 oz sodaLimeMix in a glass pitcher. After a few too many of these, be sure to check your appearance in the bathroom mirror.