Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch

Facebook fugitive Craig Lynch has been taunting UK police with status updates since he escaped prison in September.

He had a very festive Christmas and is looking for a lady to impregnate in the New Year, so you’ll want to friend that stat.

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