1. Damn, Take A Breather and Relax
2. An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
3. You Can’t Do Everything at Once
4. What the Hell Were You Thinking
5. There Are Some Nights You Wish You Could Forget
6. If You Want Something Done, Then Go out and F#cking Do It
7. Stop Dicking Around
8. Get Over The Little Shi+ and Be Happy
9. For Heaven's Sake Don’t End Up Like Your Parents…
10. And Get Yourself Some mother F-ing Help.
11. Show Off Who You Really Are
12. Don’t be a square open your mind up to changes.
13. Attachment Is A B!tch.
14. That damn devil…
15. By God, Please Stay Kind
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