“I met Beyonce at the O2, and at the Grammys. I was basically dribbling as she was talking to me. Then Jay-Z came over to talk to her but Beyonce was like: ‘I’m talking, not now’. He came closer and said: ‘Adele, can I just have one minute with my wife?’ I was like: ‘You know my name?’ Then I ran off onto a balcony and fell to my knees, crying.”
“And yet I never run into Beyonce!” Perhaps Chanandler Bong does.
“She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon)
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