1. Oh, god. It's starting. Breathe breathe breathe.
2. Do I stand in the front or in the back?
3. Front's too close, back seems like I'm trying too hard. So middle it is.
4. OH GOD I TRIPPED THAT MAN'S SHOE I'M SORRY.
5. Please don't hate me.
6. Wow. That is a nice building.
7. That is some Hogwarts looking sh*t right there.
8. Would it be too lame to take a picture for Instagram?
9. Bruh, I don't even care, its too solid of an Instagram post.
10. WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME IT WAS FOR INSTAGRAM STAHP.
11. Oh thank god I caught up.
12. But now I'm in the back. Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
13. And there's a guy 8 feet tall in front of me. Also great.
14. WAIT WHERE'S MY PARENT.
15. Oh, phew, you're right behind me.
16. That was close.
17. How does the tour guide walk backwards so well?
18. Did she put that on her college apps?
19. Lord, this mom in front of me has asked at least 183832084 questions. Poor kid.
20. We get it, you care more than the other parents, Sharon.
21. Sorry your mom sucks, bro.
22. OH GOD IS THAT MY PARENT'S HAND RAISED?
23. STOP STOP STOP STOP.
24. Well that was a good question. Kudos, Dad.
25. OOOOooooooOOOOOO is that a dining hall?
26. MMMM. Pizza. Pizza all the time.
27. But is this the only dining hall?
28. Oh, thank god, there's six dining halls.
29. Unlimited food plan? Sign me up.
30. Freshman 15 by pizza - my obituary.
31. Well. That is the creepiest person I've ever seen.
32. Seriously, is that the demographic here? Creepiest people on Earth?
33. Man, these hills are killer. Would it be lame to get a Segway?
34. Aw yeah, Greek Row.
35. Sigma Alpha Nu Pi ma bro!
36. I thought there would be giant beer pong going on or something.
37. Would I rush?
38. The tour guide did - and they seem like they're not entirely traumatized.
39. Wow. White girls. White girls everywhere.
40. I feel like I've walked 8 centuries.
41. How much is tuition?
43. BUT HOW DAT FINANCIAL AID DOE?
45. YAAAAAAAS the student store. I don't need anything.
46. *buys 3 shirts, one sweat shirt, a pair of shorts, and a decal*
47. I think I'm all set here.
48. Wow. I think I really like this place.
49. PLEAAAASSEEEE LET ME INNNNNNN.