"God bless you. Go get your stuff. Merry Christmas!"

Stephen LaConte • One day ago

"My cousin gave me a picture of herself for Christmas."

Stephen LaConte • 3 days ago

"I'm gonna stop talking...I get very nervous."

Stephen LaConte • 5 days ago

"If you look up from your cell phone you’ll see we’re doing a show up here."

Stephen LaConte • 6 days ago

*heaviest of sighs*

Stephen LaConte • 7 days ago

The two greatest musicians of our time.

Stephen LaConte • 7 days ago

Safety is overrated, anyway.

Stephen LaConte • 7 days ago

She (bent and) snapped.

Stephen LaConte • 10 days ago

Welcome back, Amanda.

Stephen LaConte • 13 days ago

"I look forward to the day you realize there are other ways to go about making yourself relevant than to criticize young, beautiful, successful women for everything they do."

Stephen LaConte • 19 days ago

Hope you have a happier Thanksgiving than these folks!

Stephen LaConte • 19 days ago

To quote Hannah Montana...nobody's perfect.

Stephen LaConte • 20 days ago

Some of these are pretty embarrassing, noah fence.

Stephen LaConte • 21 days ago

It's only eight questions — perfect for you lazy millennials.

Stephen LaConte • 21 days ago

"Steve, don't be a dick. Do the reboot."

Stephen LaConte • 22 days ago

Enough is enough.

Stephen LaConte • 22 days ago

"I want [people] to know that Michelle and Barack Obama, who have a phenomenal marriage and who love each other — we work on our marriage."

Stephen LaConte • 27 days ago

"We're all Forky."

Stephen LaConte • 27 days ago

In all seven books, Harry Potter only bathes once.

Stephen LaConte • 29 days ago

This is a wild ride.

Stephen LaConte • One month ago