Climate change is real, y'all.

Stephen LaConte • 2 hours ago

Nothing will ever be the same.

Stephen LaConte • One day ago

We are a nation of LAWS, people.

Stephen LaConte • 2 days ago

"Can't wait for Cardi B to primary Chuck Schumer."

Stephen LaConte • 2 days ago

Would you rather be feared or loved?

Stephen LaConte • 2 days ago

とりあえず仕事で1番嫌なのは、生徒の親と話すこと。

Stephen LaConte • 2 days ago

NO. MORE. ROBOCALLS.

Stephen LaConte • 4 days ago

Kids are so very cute and so very dumb.

Stephen LaConte • 5 days ago

No había necesidad de engañarnos así, Robbie Williams...

Stephen LaConte • 7 days ago

Why did no one tell me about Emma Stone?

Stephen LaConte • 8 days ago

Let the crunchy vs. smooth debate COMMENCE.

Stephen LaConte • 9 days ago

"Your parents are literally the worst part of my job."

Stephen LaConte • 9 days ago

Your daily reminder that everything is a lie.

Stephen LaConte • 9 days ago

O nome dela é Jenifer?

Stephen LaConte • 11 days ago

Junk food freaks ONLY.

Stephen LaConte • 11 days ago

We've all been living LIES.

Stephen LaConte • 12 days ago

They're called Allbirds, and they're pretty AF.

Stephen LaConte • 12 days ago

My new nightmare!

Stephen LaConte • 15 days ago

Em todos os sete livros, Harry só toma banho uma vez.

Stephen LaConte • 17 days ago

Wir können Menschen auf den Mond bringen, aber wir können immer noch nicht herausfinden, wie man parkt.

Stephen LaConte • 17 days ago