1.
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
2.
*slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
3.
Refuse 👏 to 👏 see 👏 Cars 👏 3 👏 unless 👏 they 👏finally 👏 explain 👏 why 👏 the 👏 windshields 👏 are 👏 the 👏 eyes 👏 not 👏 the 👏 headlights 👏
4.
*watches WALL-E* “man thats fucked up. we must never let earth get so bad that robots have to clean it” *roomba sucks up toenail clipping*
5.
What is the criteria for being alive in Toy Story? Do you need to have eyes? Being like a wooden block would be a living hell.
6.
Employees: Can we get home its been 16 hours. Pixar: No finish Mr Incredibles shirt I want to see the f**king nitt… https://t.co/gabREIzZ6d
7.
You (hasn't seen Ratatouille): gross get this rat outta here Me (smart, has seen Ratatouille): now wait just a minute
8.
*Andy exits apartment. A wooden box on his coffee table opens* BOWL: That was close! LIGHTER: I thought he'd never leave! -TOY STORY 4-
9.
The scene in Ratatouille where he pilots the nebbish chef through losing his virginity.
10.
Hey Pixar, how about an animated spinoff where Inside Out Dad and Miguel’s Papá from Coco meet up and... do dad stu… https://t.co/xaD86hA2Nr
11.
me: fucked up we assume wall-e's a boy and Eve is a girl. they're robots. they have no gender wendy's employee: sir we have a very long line
12.
It's kind of hard to see Sid from Toy Story as a villain when he was just taking apart toys he didn't know were sentient
13.
RATATOUILLE RAT: add more salt to the soup ME: cool thanks man RATATOUILLE RAT: now go kill a mailman ME: what RATATOUILLE RAT: uh more salt
14.
Pixar Movies
15.
In the 2017 version of Inside Out, Fear and Anger eat Joy while Sadness and Disgust watch helplessly.
16.
If u watch the extra features of ratatouille u can see the scene where the bubonic plague spreads through europe because of that rat chef
17.
Even before Inside Out came out, most people went as sadness for halloween
18. And finally, Pixar in a nutshell...
I just saw an ant lose its shit over a crushed peanut butter M&M and I’m pretty sure I work for Pixar now