I'd eat his avocados any day of the week.
You have to think ~fast~.
My whole life summed up in 19 tweets.
WHY IS THIS SO HARD.
We only get one earth, folks.
Friendly reminder: Hating the Kardashians is not a personality!
"You will not handle her like that."
We all do it.
Evil AND funny.
A true millennial milestone.
I have no idea why this is a story, but I'm so glad it is.
"Who cares? The whole world is on fire."
You'll need your UNAGI for this one.
The world deserves this.
Warning: This one is gross.
Because we could all use some good news right now.
BTS ARMY, assemble.