My friends. In many parts of the country, it has been a ROUGH winter.
Like, colder-than-Antarctica winter.
But hey — things could always be worse! Like, you could be this poor man.
Or you could be this person, who woke up after a long night of snow to find this outside their front door:
Or you could be this person, who won't be getting their car out of the garage anytime soon.
And with all of this snow, now is REALLY not the time to accidentally leave a window rolled down...
Oh, and it's not just the snow that's causing problems. It's the COLD. This person's antifreeze somehow...froze.
Suffice it to say, it's definitely too cold to eat outside.
This person's bottle of wine froze in a rather spectacular way. I didn't even know that was possible!
For some people, it's proving quite difficult to keep the cold out of their houses. Hinges are frosting over...
Entire DOORS are frosting over...
Even the freaking outlets are falling victim to this cold.
This person's toilet froze and then cracked apart.
This person's gloves became stuck to a freakin' handrail.
This person's garage refrigerator got much colder than usual, and the results were......disastrous.
This person's yard got so much snow that their fence to keep the dogs in is now...kinda useless.
When the cold is this bad, you can't go outside with wet hair...
You can't have a beard...
...In some cases, you can't even watch TV indoors!
So hey, next time you check the forecast and see something like THIS...
Just remember: It could always be worse!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bury myself under a pile of blankets until April.