Here's How The Oscars Handled Not Having A Host After That Whole Kevin Hart Mess
Tina, Amy, and Maya to the rescue.
The 91st Academy Awards kicked off in a rather unusual way tonight: There was no host!

Kevin Winter / Getty Images
You may recall that Kevin Hart was initially tapped for the gig, which quickly turned into a big ol' clusterfuck when homophobic tweets from his past resurfaced. The Academy asked him to apologize, and instead he stepped down.
Bravo
So how did the Oscars handle not having a host? Well, I'll tell ya...
First, Adam Lambert and Queen performed "We Will Rock You" and "We Are The Champions." It was nice!

Valerie Macon / AFP / Getty Images
We then watched a lil' montage of movies that came out this year. It was also nice!
ABC
Then Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Maya Rudolph came out. They looked fab, of course.

Kevin Winter / Getty Images
The trio made it VERY clear that they are not the hosts for this evening — but revealed some of the jokes they would have told if they were.

Kevin Winter / Getty Images
And all of their "jokes" made fun of how dumb Oscars monologue jokes tend to be.
E!
"Chadwick Boseman, Wakanda plans you got later?" Maya Rudolph asked.

Kevin Winter / Getty Images
"Roma's on Netflix? What's next? My microwave makes a movie?" Tina Fey joked.

Kevin Winter / Getty Images
They then presented Regina King with Best Actress in a Supporting Role (yay!!!) and we all moved on with our lives.

Kevin Winter / Getty Images