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Avocado Oreos Are A Thing Now, So If You'll Excuse Me I Have To Go Leave The Planet

So this is how the world ends.

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Well folks, it happened: Oreo made a cookie with avocado-flavored creme. And in very related news, I am going to go bury myself in a hole forever.

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The flavor was made as part of their #MyOreoCreation contest, where Oreo fans can suggest flavor ideas and apparently test the boundaries of acceptable human behavior. The contest is still ongoing, but Oreo made a few batches of the frontrunners so far. And, well, here we are now:

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Who the fuck suggested this???? I WANT NAMES.

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Avocados? Good! Oreos? Good! But putting them together? History will judge us harshly for this.

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How will we explain this to our children? Our grandchildren?

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The good news is, there's still hope: So far, the test batches have only been sent to people who suggested the flavors. Like this guy, who submitted the much more reasonable idea of Glazed Donut Oreos.

When @Oreos hits you up with your dream flavor 🍩🍪

Personally, I decided to write a heartfelt letter to Oreo, where I calmly and clearly expressed my concerns:

OREO, I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN THIS.
Stephen LaConte

OREO, I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN THIS.

My point is, we still have time to stop this. Call your senators. Write your congressmen. Go on a hunger strike. Form a human chain around the Nabisco headquarters. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STOP AVOCADO OREOS FOREVER.

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