5.When Stephen Colbert tried to bring up the movie they did together, and Nicole had zero recollection of him being there.
6.When she showed the world her Patented Clapping Style™ at the Oscars:
7....and then shut Andy Cohen down on live TV when he tried to ask about it.
8.When she kissed Alexander Skarsgård on the lips in front of the whole world — and also in front of her husband.
9.When she called out Jimmy Fallon for the terrible date they had together many years ago.
10.And when she came back on his show a second time, and cut right through the bullshit: "I so didn't want to come back."
11.When she joked that she's never gone on Jimmy Kimmel's show before because he's "not classy" and "fucking sucks."
12....And then (jokingly) revealed that she's a kleptomaniac who stole a bunch of stuff backstage: "Since I was a little girl, I have had a problem. I steal."