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    18 Times Nicole Kidman Completely Ran Out Of Fucks To Give

    Queen.

    1. When she told Giada De Laurentiis that her pizza was "a little tough" on Ellen — after Giada had called her "the woman who can't cook."

    2. When she revealed that her hidden talent is eating bugs, and proceeded to eat a whole bunch of live insects on camera.

    3. When she revealed that she's kinda, sorta named after an elephant her parents liked at the zoo.

    4. When she did a very dramatic reading of "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

    5. When Stephen Colbert tried to bring up the movie they did together, and Nicole had zero recollection of him being there.

    6. When she showed the world her Patented Clapping Style™ at the Oscars:

    7. ...and then shut Andy Cohen down on live TV when he tried to ask about it.

    8. When she kissed Alexander Skarsgård on the lips in front of the whole world — and also in front of her husband.

    9. When she called out Jimmy Fallon for the terrible date they had together many years ago.

    10. And when she came back on his show a second time, and cut right through the bullshit: "I so didn't want to come back."

    11. When she joked that she's never gone on Jimmy Kimmel's show before because he's "not classy" and "fucking sucks."

    12. ...And then (jokingly) revealed that she's a kleptomaniac who stole a bunch of stuff backstage: "Since I was a little girl, I have had a problem. I steal."

    13. When she did a Hamilton lip sync video with the kids on set of The Beguiled.

    14. When she was asked to do her best impression for Vogue:

    Mood: Nicole Kidman doing her impression of Little Quacker for Vogue

    15. And when she had the perfect, ~slightly~ shady answer to the question, "Were you a fan of Keith's before you met?"

    16. When she explained how she gets the kids to go away when she and Keith wanna have sex.

    17. When she crashed Tom Hiddleston's interview on the red carpet and told him to stop talking.

    Never a dull moment with @twhiddleston and Nicole Kidman on the #GoldenGlobes Red Carpet!

    "That's enough. That's enough. Enough talking!"

    18. And finally, when she had this delightfully shady response when an interviewer asked who he'd play in a movie.