Matthew Perry Can't Sleep And It's All Your Fault

    "I have this nightmare that we do 'Friends' again and nobody cares,"

    If you're one of the many Friends fans who's been hoping for an eventual reunion, congratulations — you're now depriving Matthew Perry of PRECIOUS SLEEP.

    In a recent interview with Variety, the actor admitted that the mere thought of a Friends revival is so stressful to him, he now has ~actual nightmares~ about it.

    "I have this recurring nightmare — I’m not kidding about this. When I’m asleep, I have this nightmare that we do 'Friends' again and nobody cares," Perry said.

    "We do a whole series, we come back, and nobody cares about it," the actor went on. "So if anybody asks me, I’m gonna say no."

    Perry concluded by telling fans to be a bit more chill: "The thing is: We ended on such a high. We can’t beat it. Why would we go and do it again?"

    Well, there you have it. There will be no Friends reunion — at least until Matthew Perry's nightmares subside.