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    People Are Sharing The Things They Wish Were Illegal And It's Relatable AF

    "Hanging toilet paper so it goes under not over."

    This week, a Reddit thread asked users, "What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off?" It turns out a ~lot~ of people wish their pet peeves were legitimate crimes.

    Here are some things people think you should go to jail for:

    1. "Designing an ad so that the 'X' to make it go away is really just a facade to make you click on the ad."

    β€”KnightSolAireJordan

    2. "Mail addressed to 'neighbor' or 'current resident.' If you don't know who lives there you shouldn't be able to spam mail me. It would save a lot of paper and gas too."

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    β€”LyeInYourEye

    3. "Waiting until you get to the counter to start even looking at the menu to decide what food to order for yourself, your spouse, and your three children."

    β€”eastbayted

    4. "Leaving a public bathroom a mess. You know who you are..."

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    β€”DrifingCloud

    5. "Creating pants with tiny pockets or no pockets at all."

    β€”Ryokoo

    6. "Chewing with your mouth open."

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    β€”juzzyg

    7. "Making the volume go way up for commercials."

    β€”rypenn27

    8. "Websites asking me to subscribe to their newsletter immediately after I visit them for the first time, without even having the chance to look at their content."

    β€”magkopian

    9. "People that stop their cars to have a conversation with someone on the street or in another car. Especially when there is no way around them."

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    10. "Listening to music on your phone's speaker while in a public place."

    β€”-Words-Words-Words-

    11. "Spitting gum out and sticking it anywhere...it's filthy when you accidentally touch someone's gum stuck under a table."

    β€”AllAboutTheFairytale

    12. "A clique of people walking in a horizontal line that practically devours the entire sidewalk, and are somehow entirely oblivious to the fact that they are doing so, or just don't care."

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    β€”Alladean

    13. "Having videos that autoplay with audio on a website."

    β€”LyeInYourEye

    14. "When people hit their teeth on silverware when eating. Holy shit."

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    β€”sabbixi

    15. "Not having partitions between urinals."

    β€”Garconanokin

    16. "Playing any type of car noise (like honking) during radio commercials. I can't tell you how many times it's thrown me off while driving. I'm surprised there haven't been more car accidents caused by this kind of stuff."

    β€”Acediass

    17. "Leaving shopping carts in parking spaces. The place to return it is right there!"

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    β€”MTNVINNY

    18. "PUTTING YOUR STUPID FLYERS ON MY CAR WINDSHIELD!! WHO SAID YOU COULD PUT THAT THERE??"

    β€”_madlibs_

    19. "Grandma sharing everything she sees on Facebook."

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    20. "Being a dick to the cashier."

    β€”Bonaz

    21. "Talking during a movie in a theater."

    β€”Omnipotent_Goose

    22. "I would put a time limit on ATM use."

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    β€”Angharaz

    23. "Waving at cars to go ahead at a stop sign even though it is clearly your turn."

    β€”i_heart_pasta

    24. "'Free trials' that require you to enter payment details."

    β€”MrRetno

    25. "Letting the dishwashing gloves fall into the sink so that they end up with water inside and have to be turned inside out to dry."

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    26. "Trying to get on a bus/train/tram before letting people who want to come off out."

    β€”elisaceramica

    27. "Truck nuts."

    28. "Not putting your house number anywhere on your house (I deliver pizza)."

    β€”oakwooden

    29. "Categorizing people into generations like 'millennials.'"

    β€”antonjad

    30. "Hanging toilet paper so it goes under not over. Seriously."

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    β€”DOOM___IFHY

    31. "Getting water all over the counter when you wash your hands, which then soaks up in my pants when I'm washing mine making it look like I peed myself."

    β€”break_card

    32. "Adding people to Facebook groups without their permission. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR JAMBERRY WRAPS, JENN."

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    β€”caitlington

    Responses have been condensed and edited for clarity.

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