In what is TRULY the most important news story of 2017*, Kylie Jenner is pregnant!!!
While multiple sources have confirmed the news, it hasn't been directly addressed by Kylie herself — until maybe yesterday.
In a Snapchat video posted Friday afternoon, Kylie lounges around while listening to the song "Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby," by Cigarettes After Sex. And she wrote those very words in the video's caption, along with a little ~sparkle emoji~:
Now listen! You can say it's a coincidence all you want, but she's literally referencing a BABY and how she's gonna protect it from harm. And if she doesn't want people to think she's pregnant, she sure has a funny way of showing it???
Speaking of ~showing it~, Kylie followed up that Snapchat with a second video, where a friend is conveniently placed in front of her stomach. Hmm!
Whateva. Kylie can announce her news whenever she damn well pleases, but in the meantime I'll be over here interpreting her every move on social media like it's my job. Cuz it is my job! Bye!