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24 "Game Of Thrones" Facts That I'm Mostly Just Guessing Cuz Y'all, I've Never Seen It

It's a show about old-timey people killing each other.

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Hello, world. My name is Stephen, I do pop culture for a living, and I have never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones.

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The show looks cool as hell, and if you are a fan of it I am very happy for you!!! But fantasy as a genre isn't usually my thing, so I never got around to watching it.

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2. There's a throne, and the throne has a bunch of swords stuck in it.

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But it's not like some Sword in the Stone situation where you're supposed to pull the swords out, I think? I think they're just decoration???

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7. The show has lots of incest, but in a good way. You people seem to love it when the incest happens.

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I literally found this screenshot by Googling "game of thrones incest" on my work computer. Are these two people related? Are they banging?

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16. Actually, I'm just gonna name every character I possibly can: Arya Stark, Ned Stark, Tony Stark, Jon Snow, Little Fingers, Cersei Lannister, Daenyrufyefrus, Tyrone Lannister, Jamie Lannister...and...Hagrid. That's all I got.

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20. You people always seem to be mad at George R. R. Martin, even though he created the thing you love. I think your main gripe is that he isn't writing the books fast enough? I dunno. Stop being brats!

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21. The show has huskies in it, but they're called "dire wolves" for some reason. I love huskies!!! If the show was just about the huskies, maybe I would watch it.

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I also know that the show has caused a lot of people to adopt these majestic creatures and then neglect them. Stop! Bad! Thanks!

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Anyway, that is lit'rally everything I know about Game of Thrones. I hope I didn't spoil anything for you.