1. Rose just wanted a recipe for creamed corn.
2. Gary might have jinxed things with his "happy birthday" message to a friend.
3. This grandparent had a very unique Facebook system.
4. Geraldine just wanted her granddaughter to be kind to Rihanna.
5. Chuck struggled a bit with the speech-to-text function on his phone.
6. This grandmother apparently thought coconut oil would be the fix for everything.
7. This grandma had a blunt answer to a fun lil' question.
8. This Facebook Marketplace user might want to learn about the backspace key.
9. This grandpa had a rather strange reaction to the news of Stephen Hawking's death.
10. Alison had a problem that Walmart NEEDED to know about.
11. This older gentleman thought a Vice article was speaking straight to him.
12. This grandma used her Facebook status to make a very important statement.
13. This grandparent just wanted to downloaf some songs.
14. This new user had to quit a Facebook group because it was keeping her up at night.
15. Bill had some great recommended reading for anyone with the time.
16. This aunt found a great way to keep in touch with her nephew via Messenger.
17. Joan had only 6–8 weeks left until...who knows what.
18. This grandma might have picked the wrong background for her status.
19. This grandma's Facebook bio was a very interesting choice.
20. Verle tried to wish her grandson a happy birthday, but ended up wishing Zac Efron one instead.
21. While this grandpa used a "happy birthday" message to deliver some bad news.
22. And finally, this grandma had a rather unfortunate misspelling of "clematis."
H/T to r/oldpeoplefacebook.