Let me ask you something: Have you ever seen something that you KNOW is inedible...but some tiny, dumb part of your brain still wants to eat it? Like, maybe you're tempted to stick a spoon into this wood filler and eat it like ice cream:

If this is an impulse you relate to, you might be what scientists* have come to refer to as "food-horny."

So, are YOU food-horny? Take this quiz to find out.
H/t to r/ForbiddenSnacks.