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    Dwyane Wade Posted A Nude Pic On Instagram, And His Kids Were Hilariously Horrified

    "This isn't what I wanted to wake up to."

    Dwyane Wade turned 39 years old this weekend. And to celebrate, the NBA legend posted a nude pic on Instagram, covered up only by his wife, Gabrielle Union.

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    "Birthday behavior‼️" Dwyane captioned the pic. "39 is already looking up 👀."

    Now, most people were very, very grateful to have this pic bless their timeline:

    One commenter said "look at dwyane man, so inspirational"

    People were thirsting hard:

    Another commenter said "Move GABBY u in the way [laughing emoji, OK hand emoji]

    And plenty of jokes were made:

    One commenter said "I thought the D in D-Wade just stood for Dwyane"

    But a few people were, understandably, less-than-pleased with Dwyane and Gabrielle's birthday thirst trap: their children.

    Dwyane and Gabrielle posing on a red carpet with their daughter Zaya
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    Their 13-year-old daughter, Zaya, was not prepared for the image:

    Zaya said "Ayooooo chill, i just got on" three face emojis with an X over the eyes, and a crying emoji

    Their 18-year-old son, Zaire, joked that this was not "what [he] wanted to wake up to":

    Zaire included a nauseated face emoji

    And even their 2-year-old, Kaavia, was a little weirded out:

    Kaavia wrote "Thought i had more time before his midlife crisis"

    Kaavia's account, of course, is run by her parents, so I'm gonna guess this is actually Gabrielle's response to the image.

    Well, perhaps this comment sums it up best:

    "y'all went from only fam to onlyfans real quick [exhausted face emoji, fire emoji]

    You can check out Dwyane Wade's birthday post in his birthday suit below: