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    Dwyane Wade Posted A Nude Pic On Instagram, And His Kids Were Hilariously Horrified

    "This isn't what I wanted to wake up to."

    Dwyane Wade turned 39 years old this weekend. And to celebrate, the NBA legend posted a nude pic on Instagram, covered up only by his wife, Gabrielle Union.

    "Birthday behavior‼️" Dwyane captioned the pic. "39 is already looking up 👀."

    Now, most people were very, very grateful to have this pic bless their timeline:

    One commenter said "look at dwyane man, so inspirational"

    People were thirsting hard:

    Another commenter said "Move GABBY u in the way [laughing emoji, OK hand emoji]

    And plenty of jokes were made:

    One commenter said "I thought the D in D-Wade just stood for Dwyane"

    But a few people were, understandably, less-than-pleased with Dwyane and Gabrielle's birthday thirst trap: their children.

    Dwyane and Gabrielle posing on a red carpet with their daughter Zaya

    Their 13-year-old daughter, Zaya, was not prepared for the image:

    Zaya said "Ayooooo chill, i just got on" three face emojis with an X over the eyes, and a crying emoji

    Their 18-year-old son, Zaire, joked that this was not "what [he] wanted to wake up to":

    Zaire included a nauseated face emoji

    And even their 2-year-old, Kaavia, was a little weirded out:

    Kaavia wrote "Thought i had more time before his midlife crisis"

    Well, perhaps this comment sums it up best:

    "y'all went from only fam to onlyfans real quick [exhausted face emoji, fire emoji]

    You can check out Dwyane Wade's birthday post in his birthday suit below: