Dwyane Wade turned 39 years old this weekend. And to celebrate, the NBA legend posted a nude pic on Instagram, covered up only by his wife, Gabrielle Union.

"Birthday behavior‼️" Dwyane captioned the pic. "39 is already looking up 👀."
Now, most people were very, very grateful to have this pic bless their timeline:

People were thirsting hard:
![Another commenter said "Move GABBY u in the way [laughing emoji, OK hand emoji]](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2021-01/19/16/asset/bd8e98c84be1/sub-buzz-17371-1611072507-49.jpg)
And plenty of jokes were made:

But a few people were, understandably, less-than-pleased with Dwyane and Gabrielle's birthday thirst trap: their children.

Their 13-year-old daughter, Zaya, was not prepared for the image:

Their 18-year-old son, Zaire, joked that this was not "what [he] wanted to wake up to":

And even their 2-year-old, Kaavia, was a little weirded out:

Well, perhaps this comment sums it up best:
!["y'all went from only fam to onlyfans real quick [exhausted face emoji, fire emoji]](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2021-01/19/16/asset/792d7102656e/sub-buzz-17431-1611073462-13.jpg)