Y'ALL. Please stop whatever you're doing right now, because there's a video of a dog eating watermelon that I PROMISE is more important than anything you have going on in your own life.
Look at his dainty little bites!!!
The methodology! The focus! The fact that he barely comes up for air!
He even knows not to eat the rind!!! HOW DOES HE KNOW NOT TO EAT THE RIND???
The video was posted by @JenelleBnstr on Monday, and it's since gone insanely viral — amassing over 360,000 likes in just a few days.
The dog's name is Cheshire, and people are seriously mesmerized by his gentle, humanlike approach to eating.
Some were impressed by how neat and clean he was while eating such a messy fruit:
To which the dog's owner pointed out that he's wearing a bib 😂😂😂:
One person even had an idea for the next video, and frankly this needs to happen ASAP:
In case you're wondering if it's safe for dogs to eat watermelon, the American Kennel Club says YES! Just make sure it's seedless like the one in this video. (Grapes, on the other hand, are very bad for pups!!!)
Anyway. I am completely hypnotized by this strange and adorable video. So if you'll excuse me, I am going to go watch it 1,000 more times. I LOVE YOU CHESHIRE!