This is Ariana Grande. You know her, you love her.
And this is a man named Piers Morgan. He's a former reality television contestant.
This week, Piers Morgan was out in the world doing his usual thing of being gross for attention, when he messed with the wrong damn woman — Ariana's mother, Joan.
It all started when Piers tried to pick a fight with Ellen DeGeneres, in hopes it would get people to click on his blog.
When that didn't work, he moved on to slut-shaming Little Mix — attacking them for posing nude, accusing them of stealing the idea of posing nude from the Dixie Chicks, and asking Jesy Nelson to "put some clothes on."
Well, Joan Grande was NOT having it.
Honestly what is wrong with you @piersmorgan ? Didn’t your mother ever teach you, if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it! You came for @TheEllenShow yesterday which was disgraceful, she is an angel. @LittleMix today, did you ever hear of paying homage? And..well never mind https://t.co/5WBOlL8t6O
Piers Morgan, delighted to have been acknowledged, eagerly replied that Little Mix was using nudity to sell their records.
Hi Joan, my mother taught me to speak my mind & never be afraid to express honestly held opinion. Ellen's a hypocrite - and as for Little Mix, I'd just prefer they use their talent to sell records rather than their nudity. As your own daughter does...! https://t.co/nCQAsIgoVG
Enter Ariana Grande.
And, unfortunately for Piers, Ariana had TIME.
Ellen is an incredible & kind human being.. I use my talent AND my sexuality all the time because i choose to. women can be sexual AND talented. naked and dignified. it’s OUR choice. 🖤 & we will keep fighting til people understand. i say this w all due respect but thank u, next. https://t.co/wSknRSlJN8
She showed her love for Little Mix and Ellen.
keep fighting the fight divas @LittleMix 🖤 your sisters have your back
And she had some words of advice for Morgan's career, or, as she put it, "what's left of it."
also @piersmorgan, i look forward to the day you realize there are other ways to go about making yourself relevant than to criticize young, beautiful, successful women for everything they do. i think that’ll be a beautiful thing for you and your career or what’s left of it. 🖤
She also was quick to point out his hypocrisy on the nudity issue, since Piers himself once posed nude in hopes it would get people to click on his blog.
when u do it it’s ok tho right? https://t.co/FJyF24ZlYx
And finally, in true Ariana form, she concluded her message with:
thank u fuckin next