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How Many Of These Flaky Things Have You Done?

Try to make it through this quiz without flaking out.

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  1. Check off every flaky thing you've done:
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    Made plans you had absolutely no intention to keep.
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    Made plans you only intended to keep if a better thing didn't come along.
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    Made plans with someone, then hoped and prayed they would cancel before you did.
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    Said, "Let's hang out soon!" to someone even though you didn't mean it.
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    Said, "Let's hang out soon!" and then felt annoyed when the person asked "When?"
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    Showed up more than 30 minutes late to a party on purpose.
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    Showed up more than an hour late to a party on purpose.
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    Showed up more than two hours late to a party on purpose.
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    Bailed on plans to stay home and watch Netflix.
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    Bailed on plans to stay home and watch Netflix — and lied about it.
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    Faked sick to get out of something.
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    Faked a family emergency to get out of something.
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    Faked a personal trauma to get out of something.
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    Sent a text that said, "Sorry, just saw this!" even though you saw it hours ago.
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    Sent a text that said, "Sorry, I thought I replied to this!" even though you knew damn well that you didn't.
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    Sent a text that said, "Sorry, it's been a crazy day!" even though you literally hadn't done anything all day.
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    Said "Maybe" to an event because you didn't want to be mean.
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    Said "Attending" to an event because you figured no one would actually notice if you didn't show up.
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    Not RSVPed to an event at all, so nobody would call you out for not coming.
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    Not RSVPed to an event, so you could decide last-minute if you wanted to go.
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    Made plans while drunk, and cancelled them when sober.
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    Been caught up in the moment and made some big, elaborate plan, then regretted it when it was time to follow through.
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    Agreed to plans because you felt awkward saying no, and then immediately began plotting your excuse to bail.
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    Accidentally gone more than two weeks without texting your best friend.
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    Completely forgotten a good friend's birthday.
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    Had a friend call you out for always cancelling on them.
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    Tried to figure out who else is going to something, before committing to going yourself.
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    Committed to something because you thought your friends were going, then bailed as soon as your friends did.
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    Been known as the habitually late person in your friend group.
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    Not shown up to something because it was a group activity and you didn't think people would notice.
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    Said you had to leave early because you had something important in the morning, even though you didn't.
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    Panicked when someone asked if you were busy next week — because you don't want to commit to anything until the day-of.
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    Panicked when someone asked if you were busy next week — because what if you say "no" and they suggest a plan that sounds lame?
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    Panicked when someone asked if you were busy next week — because you've already committed to three different things and you probably won't do any of them.
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    Said "Let's just figure it out that day!" when someone tried to nail down plans in advance.
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    Had someone else cancel plans on you and literally REJOICED.
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    Agreed to two different plans happening at the same time.
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    Agreed to two different plans happening at the same time — and then stayed home and did neither of them.
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    Skipped an event you would have to buy a ticket for, because you didn't want to have the financial commitment.
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    Appreciated your fellow flaky friends, because you can bail on each other and it's totally understood.
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