"You will not handle her like that."
We all do it.
Evil AND funny.
A true millennial milestone.
I have no idea why this is a story, but I'm so glad it is.
"Who cares? The whole world is on fire."
You'll need your UNAGI for this one.
The world deserves this.
Warning: This one is gross.
Because we could all use some good news right now.
BTS ARMY, assemble.
Snakes, birds, lizards, rats, OH MY!
SUCH A GOOD BOY!
Only the most diehard fans can.
"I think they secretly the same person."
This is an intervention.
You can't actually eat the food on the dates.