President Trump kicked off the new year by patting himself on the back for the fact that no one died in a commercial plane crash for all of 2017.
He took credit in, what else, a tweet.
Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there wer… https://t.co/jfJxEvzBd3
"Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!" he wrote.
2017 was also the safest year on record to fly, according to aviation groups.
People were confused as to how or why the president thought he deserved credit for the lack of plane crashes. They began to troll him for other things he may think he deserves credit for.
Since taking office I have been very strict on Shark Attacks. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zer… https://t.co/2u8GnEe4My
Like the sun rising, perhaps?
Since taking office the sun has risen in the east and sets in the west. All credit to me! https://t.co/odxiHP4SrN
No polio deaths, you're welcome!
“Since taking office I have been very strict on Polio Vaccination. Good news - it was just reported that there were… https://t.co/7zeCqIWJUe
Thank god for Trump.
Since taking office the earth has continued its orbit around the sun. I've been very tough on heliocentrism to make… https://t.co/rU3HzE0dXS
Get away, asteroids!
"Since taking office I've been very strict on outer space , good news no deaths from asteroids this year " https://t.co/RngEo7eqNu
Thanks for that supermoon.
Since taking office I have been very strict on the moon! Therefore, I personally planned the SuperMoon to be on Ja… https://t.co/A6m1PhGFA8
Wow, who knew?
Since taking office I have been very strict on Drying Paint. Good news - it was just reported that All paint applie… https://t.co/lSPy5aJqKu
X-Men be gone!
Since taking office, Trump has ensured that precisely zero XMen-type scenarios have occurred. Magneto won't be pi… https://t.co/XtY4E8AoSV
No aliens here!
Since taking office, I have been very strict on Aliens. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero alien… https://t.co/875KkqGT4g
This guy's mouth thanks you.
Hey was he also very strict on dental hygiene? Because that might explain why I had no cavities this year.
Some used some fun GIFs!
Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there wer… https://t.co/PkjP20LSTK
And others used the moment to illustrate things that Trump has done that they don't agree with.
Since taking office I have been very loose on guns. Good news -- it was just reported that 33,000 people died of gu… https://t.co/dHZpSjZRIo
Happy 2018!
Since taking office I have been very strict on my New Years Resolutions. Good news - it was just reported that ther… https://t.co/sWEOWtydZz