Move over, librarians and dudes in dad jeans — we have just found the best Jeopardy contestant of all time.
His name is Tom and he is taking over the internet with his Zoolander-esque good looks and modeling skills.
Tom Flynn is a bartender from New York City who took some time off from artisanal mixology to grace us with his presence. He faced off against Beth Horn, a nanny from Dallas, and Sean Anderson, a professor from Illinois.
Those fools didn't stand a chance. (Well, the professor won, technically, but that's beside the point.)
How could they have when they had this to compete with?
I'll take "thirsty" for $500, Alex.
Break me off a piece of that Daily Double.
Sadly for Tom, he didn't do that well in Final Jeopardy.
But gave the best answer possibly of all time.
We'll comfort you, Tom.
BuzzFeed News has so far been unable to track down Tom, but if you know him send me an email at email@example.com.