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People Are Tweeting Truly Amazing Jokes About The Horror At The Fyre Festival

"CUT MY TRUST FUND INTO PIECES. I WAS PROMISED A RESORT."

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Fyre Festival, a luxury music festival organized by Ja Rule on a private island in the Bahamas, has descended into madness after festivalgoers arrived to find conditions that are, well, horrible.

The dinner that @fyrefestival promised us was catered by Steven Starr is literally bread, cheese, and salad with dr… https://t.co/GjBxQygxV9

For all of us normals here at home, the schadenfreude is real. Here are the best tweets about the ~disaster~:

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When you go to #FyreFestival expecting Ja Rule, but it turns out to be Ashanti town

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Comrade Ja Rule is the best anti capitalist leader we had

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Most of us only dream of putting the wealthy in a gulag, Comrade Ja has actually gone and done it #fyrefestival

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As compensation for any ill will caused by #fyrefestival Official Staff has announced all attendees will get an ext… https://t.co/cC62DbbPYj

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Ja Rule dancing with Bethenny while #fyrefestival goes up in flames is very Marie Antoinette, and also destroying o… https://t.co/tol2PCbClb

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RT @DiomiCordero: #fyrefestival WHO DID THIS? 🤣

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CUT MY TRUST FUND INTO PIECES I WAS PROMISED A RESORT #FYREFESTIVAL

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Found the dudes who organized #FyreFestival

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#fyrefestival sounds like something that Tom and Jean-Ralphio arranged as a publicity stunt for Entertainment 720.

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Who ever thought this GIF would be back? What was old is new again. 😂 #fyrefestival

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You paid $12k to go see Blink-182 headlined festival hosted by Ja Rule in 2017?!?!?!?!? #fyrefestival

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Ja Rule is truly a hero. He showed rich kids the food and shelter anxiety that millions of Americans feel daily. #fyrefestival

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Kendall Jenner gonna hand these kids a Pepsi and let em know it's gone be alright. #fyrefestival

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"Anybody know time Migos' set is?" #fyrefestival

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@Johnny_L0we Stop #fyrefestival refugees from entering our country.

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Found the masterminds behind the genius #fyrefestival :

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People trying to get their money back #fyrefestival

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All the scammers who just made a ton of money by luring all the rich snowflakes to the Bahamas with promises of 00s… https://t.co/GDd8BZQDAI

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The kids at #fyrefestival definitely gone be doing the Draco Malfoy "my father will hear about this" 😂

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Does anyone know how to make weapons? #fyrefestival #lordoftheflies

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The #FyreFestival official statement should be "But did you die?"

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You men at #fyrefestival kill a sow to survive, but it's really more about their emerging sexuality #LordOfTheFlies

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This has been a true nightmare but honestly if the refunds hit then we really all finessed a free day trip to the Bahamas so I mean

Stephanie McNeal is a social news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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