“My main goal is to make her prom as special as possible.”
“You know what? I’m for limited government, so stay out of my guns, and you can stay out of my body as well.”
“It’s important for kids without autism to see what autism can look like.”
“It’d be faster to carve my picks in stone.”
After all, they said, what does Hawaii know about attacks on American soil?
Or at the least, can they please learn privacy settings?
Get u a man who will do this.
“Good morning. Where may I trade my iPhone for a bone marrow transplant?”
“The last day of middle school” collection.
Have you gotten your exercise in with the #GetOutChallenge? WARNING: Spoilers.
“I want to help people get a better understanding of the makeup industry and the costs involved.”
Does this look like nice snack or do you wanna yack?
“I mean, to be fair, I do believe the future of media looks like a bunch of self-satisfied dudes staring at me.”