5. “Work hard, play hard.”
I may be last to leave the office, but I’ll always be first to help plan this month’s themed happy hour.
… I’ll always be first to bring the extra ‘unused meeting pizza’ upstairs for everyone to enjoy.
… I’ll always be first to help make necessary matching sweatbands for the company dodgeball team.
… I’ll always be first to send laser-targeted GIF responses to your ‘TGIF’ email.
22. Speaking of Arrested Development, here’s video evidence that God does indeed exist:
24. Last New Year’s Eve, 3 people from high school stopped me at a bar to yell, ‘You have the best cover photos!’
Though 2014 had barely begun, I (sadly) knew those comments had already made my year. (Giving all the props to Arielle Calderon for this gem, though.)