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Here's Proof That Old Nickelodeon Ads Were WAY Creepier Than You Remember

"Who loves orange soda?" YOUR NIGHTMARES.

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"Is Your Home a Nickelodeon Home?"

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DUH, of course it was.

Whether TV time was spent enjoying your Nacho Lunchables after school or inhaling some Cookie Crisp on Saturday mornings, watching Nickelodeon always meant one thing:

Some of the Nickelodeon ads weren't too odd.

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Adorable.

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Go home ants, you're actually drunk.

Let's move on to some weirder ones that we remember for being totally awesome:

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YES.

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100%.

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ABSOLUTELY.

Then, there are the "These Make Me Vaguely Uncomfortable" ads:

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Hmm. I don't think I liked that very much.

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Look, kids! Murder just happened!

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So that's what a surprised dinosaur would sound like! Thanks, Nickelodeon!

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Have a safe flight, Terrifying Faceless Chair Creature!

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Sure, why not.

But allow me to remind you, ladies and gentlemen, of all the barbershop quartet ads they ran.

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Major shout out to Nickelodeon for filling the majority of our childhoods with nonsense scat lyrics and four-part harmonies.

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They'll be fine!

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Even during Jurassic times, nothing says smart and stylish quite like business casual.

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Did that flying jelly bean just have an on-screen wardrobe change?

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I am so confused right now.

There there were the "Baby's First Computer Animation" ads, which were undoubtably cutting edge at the time.

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Keep trying! Jimmy Neutron can't be too far down the road!

Finally, there are these guys, affectionately known as "10 Second Nightmare Factories."

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YEESH.

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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