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1.A bandana to remind yourself of the *ahem* real reason you came to Starbucks.
2.Waterproof booties because Jennipaw Lawrence just cannot be bothered getting their paws dirty on your weekend adventures together. They also have heavy-duty (hehe) anti-slip soles to protect your pup from rugged terrain.
3.A nourishing pet spray so your doggo can smell like a fresh lavender field basically all the time. Wet dog smell? What is that?? We don't know her.
4.A raincoat to obviously keep Ms. Ellen Degeneruff dry on rainy day walks, but also is it not the cutest thing in the world? The amount of compliments they'll be getting during their walks is ~astronomical~ and you know they'll be living for it.
5.Leggings, because your dog hates getting their paws dirty, but also refuse to wear regular booties unless it's fabulous leggings. Miranda Priestly who? Nah, it's Miranda Pawstly. I tried.
6.A rucksack so your pup can look like a *serious* hiker amongst all the other dogs. "Oh, you let your person carry your stuff? Couldn't be me." —your pup, Mariah Hairy.
7.A bow tie because they're a dapper gentledog and need to be seen as such at every doggy playdate or so help them.
8.A Pride dress that not only shows their immense support for everyone but also makes them look like they're just in the know about fashion. Well, they are.
9.An orthopedic dog bed which is essentially their own fancy couch that *you* can't sit in, no matter how much you want to.
10.A chambray shirt so they can look like they own a vacation home in Cape Cod and wear boat shoes unironically which is basically their aesthetic all the time.
11.A dog toy that will basically make them look like they're Instagram influencers sponsored by La Croix. All their friends will definitely start begging their person to get them one of these so they can also look cool. Don't like seltzer? There are 26 styles (!!!) other styles to choose from!
12.Colorful poop bags, because your doggo has waaay too much personality and style for basic poop bags. You're holding Olivia Chewton John's poo. Act like it.
13.A bandana holder because you can't be a fashion-forward pup unless you have all of your accessories perfectly displayed and organized, duh.
14.A crate cover so they can finally audition for an episode of MTV Cribs since they could *never* be seen in a basic, boring crate.
15.Temporary fur dye for when Vera Fang wants to change up their look and make all the doggie heads turn in awe. It's a non-toxic formula and as easy as applying and drying.
16.Dinosaur pajamas because even though you totally think your pup is a silly potato in them, they're actually not, okay? They're *very* cool and stylish and don't you forget it!
17.A bathrobe, so your pupparoni can dry themselves after their luscious bath time while looking like they'd be a cast member of RHONY.
18.A pearl necklace collar that could easily put Audrey Hepburn to shame. Breakfast at Tiffany's? More like Kibbles with Sprinkles.
19.A floral blanket, because if they're going to get cozy on the couch, they need to look like they're still trendy and chic.
20.An LED leash so you can see them easily on your nightly walks, but also so they can shine bright like the diamond they are. They need to be ~seen~.
21.An organic frog toy that'll basically become their best friend immediately. It's just too darn cute to even play with.
22.A personalized poop bag holder so you don't have to carry their poo around in your hands and we all know they definitely won't carry their own poop. They're just *way* too cool for that.
23.Anti-slip socks, because those beautiful wood floors are slippery and your pup's nails are no joke. They'll also look adorable in their lil socks. I mean, very cool, sorry.
24.An adjustable hat to keep the sun out of their eyes and also have them looking like they're fashion bloggers for pups. Pawshion bloggers.
25.Bows with rubber bands so your pup can get the fur off their eyes and easily see all the other dogs be jealous of their cute fur accessories. With 50 to choose from in different colors, they'll have a bow for every mood. *ear flip*
26.A watermelon and pineapple toy set because summer is coming and they absolutely *have* to have seasonal toys. How else will other pups look to them for the current trends in dog toys? Duh.
27.A washable dog diaper so your old pup can keep their sense of style alive even as they age. Who knew peeing yourself could look this good?
28.A collapsible dog bowl that is super easy to carry around and allows them to easily get a drink of water when they get tired of showing off how trendy they are with their tie-dye bowl.
29.Dog goggles to provide serious protection from the sun, wind, and haters everywhere they go. They're also shatterproof *and* anti-fog. This is the height of trendsetting.
Your dog, setting *all* the trends and looking fly:
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