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1. An ultrasonic pest repeller so you don't have to worry about ants or rodents getting to your pets' leftover food. This bad boy emits a disorienting pulse that won't disturb your dog but will make all the critters stay far away. We love a safe, poison-free way to keep pests out!
2. A door scratch shield to keep your dog from scratching your door into a mere toothpick because they want to go outside so badly. Honestly me, these past seven months.
3. A dog toy with a silent squeaker that only your dog can hear. No more annoying squeaking in the background while you're watching New Girl for the 1675th time. I just need to hear Nick's angelic voice without squeaking, okay?
4. A dog-grooming arm with a gentle clamp because we've had to get a bit creative with how we do things during these times, like grooming our pets! The arm is adjusted up to a 41-inch height so you can groom both small and big dogs with ease.
5. A lawn protection spray that will actually prevent grass burn from your pup's urine and even cure it. It repairs grass spots by working in the soil, allowing lawns to grow thicker and greener for longer. Urine for some really green grass!
6. An LED dog leash so you can have peace of mind that others can see you and your pup walking at night. There are six colors so you can choose the one that really resonates with Bark Twain. It's also rechargeable via USB and if this isn't a sign of how cool technology is, I don't know what is. Toasters?
7. A lickable mat with a suction cup to keep your pup distracted while you're bathing them, grooming them, or even at the vet. Just smear it with peanut butter and they'll be so entranced by the irresistible peanut butter fumes to even notice you've been clipping their nails.
8. A bag of dental chews that not only reduce plaque and tartar, but also support their hips, joints, skin, coat, and overall health all while being a deliciously tasty treat for Harry Pawter. Did I mention it helps with their stinky poo breath? 'Cause it helps with their stinky poo breath.
9. A pack of three dog toys with no stuffing so you don't have to worry about coming home and finding stuffing in every random crevice of your apartment. *Flashback to that time you found 8-month-old stuffing under the couch from their old favorite alligator toy*
10. A bully stick holder that secures the stick tightly in place so you don't have to worry about them hurting themselves — and they can chew till their heart's content.
11. A pet hair removing extendable broom to make your jaw drop when you see just how much hair Jabba the Pup has been shedding into the grasps of your carpet's fibers. There is a rake side and a squeegee side which both effectively do the deed.
12. A tub drain protector that is guaranteed to catch every single strand of fur from wherever you wash your pup. Whether it's in a bathtub or a kitchen sink, you won't have to deal with the pesky duty (hehe) or snaking that wet fur out with your hands.
13. A set of furniture repair kit markers to cover up any scratches or nibbles done by your rambunctious pup. Or those scratches you did when you were moving your furniture and now ~blame~ your rambunctious pup for the damages. I see you. Sir Wigglesworth sees you.
14. A microchip pet feeder that only opens up to your pet with the assigned pet microchip ID. This is a great solution for that greedy pup who just doesn't agree that their portion is enough. "Please sir, could I have some more? No, that entire bowl wasn't enough." —Me, to my fiancé, and definitely your dog to you.
15. A Kong toy because honestly, it's just a right of passage as a new dog owner to buy your pup a beloved Kong. These babies will keep your dog busy for an easy 60 minutes as they try to lick all of the peanut butter out of it. Just enough time for you to take pics of them for their new Instagram account you created. #PetInfluencer
16. A dog door that will save you the time and energy of having to get up every time your pup wants to go outside. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.
17. A pooper scooper so you never have to bend down to pick up your dog's poo with your hands. I mean, not bare hands. Don't ever do that.
18. A dog bed that doesn't look like those typical dog beds you can buy for your pup (that they'll probably never use). This one looks like a chic piece of furniture for your home, while also being a cozy cloud Count Sniffabottom will definitely want to doze off in. A win-win!
19. A glow in the dark ball so you can play fetch with your pup at any time of day! Expose it to some light and watch it glow at night.
20. A pair of dog goggles (DOGGLES. HOW CUTE IS THAT?) that will protect your pup's eyes from the strong wind when they stick their heads out the car window to feel the breeze between their cheek flaps. You know the look.
21. A set of four dog shoes to keep them safe in every type of weather. These shoes are waterproof and anti-slip so they work great for rainy days or even winter weather. Bonus: they'll protect your dog's paws from the salt people use on sidewalks to melt snow.
22. An elevated pet bed for that pup who just gets way too hot, too quickly. Having the mesh bed elevated allows for air to flow through it, leaving your fur baby cool and relaxed. An aesthetic we all strive for.
23. A stain-and-odor eliminator spray because every dog owner (or just pet owner in general!) should have this in their arsenal of cleaning products. Are you a pee stain? Cause urine trouble.
24. A Thundershirt anxiety jacket so your nervous pup can feel some relief from their fears by adding a gentle compression to their body, similar to humans using a weighted blanket. As someone who uses weighted blankets for anxiety, I bet this jacket feels absolutely amazing for nervous Nellies.
25. An all-season pet paw wax to protect their little paw pads against sand, heat, and snow. Now they can run around gracefully in any weather without a care in the world!
26. A two-pack of balls that whistle when you throw them, which is a perfect way to get your dog's attention when playing fetch. This will promote more exercise for Mr. Tootaton...we all know he needs it.
27. A collapsible dog bowl so your pup can have easy access to water wherever you take them. These are perfect for hikes or long walks on hot summer days.
28. A microfiber pet towel that makes drying your pet that much faster and easier. Maybe you'll even catch them before they do that dog shaking thing where the water sprays everywhere ~à-la Beethoven~.
29. A waterproof pet food mat so you don't have to deal with any messes on your brand new kitchen floor. Trust me, I know how much that wood floor cost. I watch HGTV.
30. A shower spray attachment for your garden hose (or shower!), so you can wash your dog with ease after a fun (and messy!) day at the dog park. Did they need to roll around in the one pile of mud in the whole park? Yes, yes they did.
Your dog, leaving the dog park knowing they ~don't~ have 99 problems. Only solutions.
