If you're a parent, you probably know exactly what Cocomelon is.
That also means you'll probably painfully relate to literally all of these Cocomelon jokes:
1. When Cocomelon invades your Spotify account.
SMH, Maddie's Cocomelon and Super Simple Songs are popping up in my release radar now on Spotify! Ugh 🤦🏻♀️
2. Ahh, how times have changed.
10 years ago I was grinding and twerking at school dances. Now I’m standing in the living room with my 1 year old daughter doing the dance to looby loo on cocomelon
3. I can guarantee it's way too many.
idek how many times ive watched cocomelon but it’s way too many
4.
Tell me you’re a new mom without telling me you’re a new mom. I’ll go first: A cocomelon song had me crying this morning
5. Wait...this is news to me.
so my whole life i’ve been saying “patty cake” until i had a kid and watched Cocomelon and learned that it’s “pat-a-cake” 🤦🏽♀️
6. This is basically how I deal with my nephews.
A day with my little nephew is all about me jamming to cocomelon nursery rhymes .
7. Don't we all?
i’ve watched cocomelon so much that at this point i have them memorized 😭
8. This is actually something I can support. "Dinner is going to be late. Blame Cocomelon." —Me, to my fiancé in our childless relationship.
Normalize blaming everything on cocomelon
9. You can add "memorizes things well" to your résumé!
Never thought I’d be 21 with a 7 month old, knowing all Cocomelon songs by heart 😭😂
10.
Watching the dad on cocomelon cook and clean everything 😑
11. Sometimes those songs just really get you groovin', ya know?
In my car alone and didn’t notice I was bopping to Cocomelon for 3 minutes 🥴
12. You'll be the happiest person alive?
If I hear ‘Cocomelon’ one more time
13. The secret formula:
For someone who listens to cocomelon 24/7 I’m holding it together very well. What’s my secret you ask? Lots of cannabis and caffeine 🍃💨 ☕️
14. This is the most romantic tweet I have ever seen.
Love me like babies love Cocomelon so I know it’s real!
15. Some days you've just had enough.
any other parents SICK of Cocomelon playing in their damn house? my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
16. You'll do anything for that Cocomelon decor. Anything.
Malia got me running around all of LA looking for cocomelon decorations🥴
17. The question we all need answers to, honestly.
Why do kids love cocomelon so much lol
18. Cocomelon consumes your life now.
Another night another Cocomelon song repeating itself relentlessly in my brain
19. Sounds like an amazing Friday night to me (not).
Stressing out while trying to study for finals with Cocomelon playing on loop in the background is a special kind of hell.
20. The ultimate revenge.
Can’t wait to use “when I was growing up we didn’t have cocomelon” on my kids😭😭😭.
21.
I caught aari shouting at the remote to put on cocomelon lmao (we have the voice activated smart tv feature)
22.
puts on cocomelon 🤝 mommy takes a nap
23.
Music recommendations??? I’m drowning in cocomelon 😩😂😩
24.
If I wake up singing Cocomelon one more time I’m just gonna end it all
25. Why is this literally something I would do?
My son has been asleep for 30 minutes and my dumbass still has cocomelon on
26. Probably how every parent feels, honestly.
Anyways my new name cocomelon
27. There is no other show *but* Cocomelon, WDYM?
I wish my baby understood there’s other shows besides #cocomelon
28. Cocomelon is love. Cocomelon is life.
Cocomelon got these kids in some kind of cult
29. Petition to make Cocomelon the unofficial national anthem for 2021.
Cocomelon has been myhouseholds anthem
30. Cocomelon is influencing your pets now. Watch out!
Yo walked in on my dog watching cocomelon wtf.
31. This would literally be a nightmare.
Jaiden watches cocomelon so damn much I had a dream of them little mf’s. lmfaoooo
32. I think we can all agree with this one.
If I die ... it was Cocomelon! 🤯
33. This is news to me!
Note to self: cocomelon doesnt make every baby stop crying.
34. Every parent ever.
Not enough people hate Cocomelon imo
35. It's okay. You can tell us you watch Cocomelon.
im 21 but if u login to my Netflix rn and see my first suggestion is cocomelon idk what to tell u
36. In this next episode of House Hunters...
The Cocomelon parents have a huge backyard with an in-ground pool. I never see them go to work. Something fishy is going on.
37. My answer is: definitely yes and it drives the royal family crazy.
do you think the royal kids watch cocomelon
38. Honestly, same.
I talk a big game for someone who acts like the dad in Cocomelon when I get a boo-boo.
39. And finally, the truth:
In this house we worship cocomelon