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39 Things All Arts Students Have Definitely Said

"My degree is not worth the paper it's written on."

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1. "Should we go to class or go to the pub?"

Bravo

2. "Did you do the readings?"

USA

3. "I have never bought a textbook."

Universal Pictures

4. "I actually bought the textbook this semester but now it's mid-semester break and I haven't opened it yet is that bad?"

FOX

5. "I have six contact hours this semester."

E!

6. "I haven't been to class in weeks."

Bravo

7. "I actually went to class but then I spent the whole lecture on Tumblr and so I have no idea what happened."

8. "My tutor wouldn't give me an extension can you believe it? No, I didn't have a real reason for needing it. BUT STILL."

Bravo

9. "Just get a bullshit medical certificate for whatever and then you can get an extension."

NBC

10. "Ugh I hate every single person in this class except you."

BBC

11. "Fuck group work."

New Line Cinema

12. "This bitch in my group wants all our work to be ready TWO DAYS before it's due what the actual fuck?????"

Showtime

13. "I have so many people on Facebook who are just people I did group assignments with and they all suck to be honest."

ABC Family

14. "I'm not going to class if it's just other people doing presentations fuck that."

Bravo

15. "How can I use Google Scholar to only find articles that will support my argument?"

TLC

16. "I have never read a full journal article. I just read the intro and the conclusion."

Universal Pictures

17. "Do you ever just find a quote and butcher it to fit your argument?"

MTV

18. "Let's take vodka tonics to class."

19. "I got drunk before class and it made it so much better."

FOX

20. "Why does everyone in this lecture theatre have a MacBook Air?"

NBC

21. "I can't come to the pub I have to summarise six weeks worth of readings tonight."

Sony Pictures Classics

22. "Uni is really cutting into my pub time."

Sony Pictures Classics

23. "She can't fail the whole class if none of us do the homework, right?"

CBS

24. "Remember when we were first years and we actually did the readings lololol."

NBC

25. "How is any of this relevant?"

26. "What is a two-way feedback loop and how do I apply it to this outdated reading?"

27. "My degree is not worth the paper it's written on lolololol."

ABC

28. "LOLOLOLOL I'll never get a job from this degree."

29. "Core subjects make me want to die."

DreamWorks Pictures

30. 'I'm taking a class called 'Television and Society' this is my best life."

CBS

31. "Mature age students are the worst."

FOX

32. "I'm just going to stay a student forever because I love student discounts so much and also I'll never be able to get a job from any of this."

Harpo Productions

33. "My essay is due in five hours I have ages."

NBC

34. "Thursday is the best day to get drunk."

Bravo

35. "I'm not taking that class. It's only on Fridays and that's my hangover day."

TLC

36. "I've done three classes and multiple assignments on semiotics and I still don't really know what it's about????"

E!

37. "Fucking Foucault."

BBC

38. "It's raining I can't be fucked going to uni."

Channel 4

39. "P's get degrees!"

NBC