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    19 Things No Real Housewife Of Melbourne Would Ever Say

    "Let's go out in Frankston tonight!"

    1. "Let's get the bus."

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    2. "I need a holiday. Let's go to Dubbo!"

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    3. "House wine is fine."

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    4. "I love shopping at sales!"

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    5. "Do you like my new hair cut? Got it done at Just Cuts!"

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    6. "I love Passion Pop."

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    7. "Do you like this cake? I got it at Woolies, on special!"

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    8. "Who's up for Goon of Fortune?"

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    9. "Let's go shopping. DFO?!"

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    10. "I'm throwing a sausage sizzle next Saturday, I'd love if you could make it!"

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    11. "Let's get a drink. I'll have a VB."

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    12. "I'm hungry. Let's get Pizza Hut. Deep dish Meatlovers!"

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    13. "I'm in there so often that the people at Macca's know my order."

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    14. "I only fly with Tiger."

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    15. "I just got a great bumper sticker!"

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    16. "Let's all go on a Contiki tour together!"

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    17. "Do you like my big screen TV? I got it through Rent Smart!"

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    18. "Do you like my Bundy bar mat? I stole it from the pub, mate!"

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    19. "Let's go out in Frankston tonight!"

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