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26 Faces All Aussies Who Have Travelled To America Will Recognise

TFW you see your food coming and the serving is MASSIVE.

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1. When someone says "put another shrimp on the barbie!"

E4

Nope.

2. When you forgot that tax wasn't included in the sales price.

Bravo

3. And when you're trying to work out the tax in your head before you get to the register.

"I'll just pay on card, thanks!"

4. When you get asked if you actually like Vegemite.

ABC Family

"Uh huh yes I do because it's the best."

5. ...and when you can't satisfy your Vegemite craving because it's not readily available.

Walt Disney

"Fine, I'll have a bagel."

6. When you're trying to remember how much a dime is worth.

FOX

"Is it... is it the ten???"

7. When people tell you they really want to come to Australia but the flight is too long.

buzzfeed.com

"Mmmhmm yeah. I know, I just took that flight."

8. When you forgot about international transaction fees.

Sony Pictures Classics

9. When you wanna treat yo' self but the exchange rate is bullshit.

ABC Family

10. When someone offers you a Foster's because they think that's what you drink.

NBC

"Sorry no, literally none of us drink that."

11. When you're trying to figure out how much to tip.

12. When you're trying to figure out if you need to tip someone.

Universal Pictures

"Anyone? Hello? Help? Are you tipping this person? How much? Oh God, oh God, HERE JUST TAKE MY MONEY SORRY IF THAT'S INSULTING OH GOD."

13. When someone asks you about drop bears and they don't get it.

E!

14. When someone asks you if you've ridden a kangaroo.

Are... are you kidding?

15. When you drink American Coke for the first time and it tastes weird.

"Why is it so... like this? Why?"

16. When you tell someone you're from Australia and they say "I've always wanted to visit New Zealand!"

ABC Family

Close enough, I suppose.

17. When someone notes that you're not as tanned as they were expecting you, an Australian, to be.

HBO

"Yeah... I don't know what to tell you. My skin doesn't tan? Sorry?"

18. When someone points out that the seasons are different.

Yep... that's how it works.

19. When someone does a terrible Aussie accent and says "G'day mate!" to you, really loudly.

I can't.

20. When people remind you of how expensive everything is in Australia.

FOX

Yep, you're right.

21. When you see your food coming and the serving is MASSIVE.

MTV

"OMG OMG OMG I'm so excited all of that is for me YAAAASSSSS and it was so cheap YAAAASSSS COME HERE TO ME DELICIOUS FOOD!"

22. When you missed the pedestrian lights because they don't make a noise and you were looking at your phone.

ABC

"Wait. What just happened?"

23. When people talk about how all the animals in Australia want to kill you.

Bravo

"Yeah, and I survived, so don't fuck with me. I'm pretty, pretty, pretty tough."

24. When the bartender free pours your drink.

Bravo

"THANK YOU KIND BARKEEP MANY BLESSINGS TO YOUUUU."

25. When your drink was strooooonnnng.

NBC

26. And when you almost got hit by a car because you looked the wrong way.

Hasbro Studios

"I'm fine, I'm OK. I'm fine."