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This Is What It's Like Watching Miley Cyrus Perform Live On Breakfast TV

She came in like a wreeeeecking ball... And it was the best.

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You arrive shortly before 5:30am and jump in a line that proves you are not as dedicated as the hoards of people in front of you.

It is still dark out. Heyyy, Sydney Harbour Bridge! Heyyy, Luna Park!


You're tired and a little cranky, so inevitably, the people near you start bugging the shit out of you.


I don't care that you can't see, I don't care that you're tired, I don't care that you're sick of waiting, I don't care that you're hungry, I don't care that you don't want to go to school after this, I don't care that your snapchat's not working, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. Stop telling your mother to shut up and take your own advice.

They start setting up the stage, and for a moment, it's all very exciting.

It is still dark out.


The time passes, and Miley makes her first appearance. The crowd goes MENTAL.

"She looks so pretty!" "OMG it's her!" "I love her so much!" "I can't believe she's real!"

7:20am: The time has come. Miley is on the stage!

"It's early as shit so thanks for being here." OMG IT'S TOTALLY FINE MILEY ILYSM THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.


Miley pumps up her own audience:

Slay, queen!

And shares secrets from her dressing room:

All of a sudden, Miley's back on stage with the promise of fun!

Before the cameras start rolling again, Miley takes footage of the audience and sings along with the fans to her song "Do My Thang".

Watching Miley sing along to her own song really is bananas like a fuckin' 'rangutan.


Next Miley is back with a cover of Gil Scott-Heron's "I'll Take Care of You," proving herself to be a true rockstar in the process.


As a thank you to all the fans who came out so early in the morning, Miley decides to perform an extra song, not to be televised. It is a cover of Coldplay's "The Scientist."

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